Vau

Apprentice to Josef Viehhauser, Michelin-starred Kolja Kleeberg follows his master's rule: never more than three products on a plate! Every De La Soul fan knows that 3's the magic number, and it certainly seems to have worked for Kleeburg as Vau has been fully-booked for nearly half a decade. If you fancy yourself as a bit of a gourmet, this is definitely the place for you! Tables here may be harder to come by than a luxury suite on Noah's Ark, but there's no need for you and your partner to dress up as a pair of lesser-spotted pygmy giraffes... Simply make your reservation using their on-line booking form!

i advise no one to go here.
after my expericance i am scarred for lifee. it was not a turn on. the head chef tried to rape me. ohh such devastating news all the men were all over me and the women ohh how can i even begin to explain the women lets jsut put it this way i think they preferred a bit of the felinee side :/

devestatinly ravishing darling - definately a turn on for me!

uh i dont like food that cost much money

Molly is this you?!?!

yummy

this place's food tastes like absolute shit. it was the worst dining experience ever.

Absolutely superb!